Let's start with obvious. Miley Cyrus got MORE attention from the ADULTS in this world via the Vanity Fair photo shoot and leaked photos of her-showing-her-bra "scandals." Did I not fear this would happen? That Ms. Cyrus would go the way of the Lohan?
And speaking of Ms. Lohan, has anyone read the latest gossip that she is a) reportedly dating DJ Samantha Ronson and b) when La Lohan found Ashley Olsen recently chatting with Ronson, screamed at her: "Get your 15-year-old 'Full House' a** away from my girlfriend!" Ladies, you are keeping it classy! But it's not you who I congratulate...it's your parents, for just giving it their all. Miley's parents were apparently horrified with the now infamous shot, but they left the shoot early. Now granted, there were handlers, but I think publicists and other such members of a professional posse are coming at it from a much different angle then say, Mom and Dad. And quite possibly, "horrified" could be decoded as "generally very pleased with all the publicity" in the Hollywood-to-average person translation book.
Speaking of horrifying Hollywood parents, has anyone been catching the new Tracey Ullman show on Showtime? Does anyone have Showtime? It's a pretty biting take on American culture, spectacularly manifested in Ms. Ullman's imagination of Dina Lohan's social life...
Warning if watching at work (some F Bombs are dropped):
Happy Hump Day!
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Did you hear about Lohan absconding with some rich girl's fur coat? They were at some bar/club and before rich girl knew it, her coat was gone. Shortly thereafter, Lohan was parading through town in it.
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/2008/05/06/lindsay_lohan_is_a_thief.php
Oh yeah, I read that! Seriously...what the hell is wrong with her?
Don't you just wish though that you could be that for a day (or seven to get the full effect) to try and figure out what in the frig is going through their heads?
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